Britney Spears's Page

Born in Mississippi and raised in Louisiana, this poor girl lives in LA, has 40 million dollars in the bank, and she is still as white trashy a woman your ever gonna see. She meets all the criteria.
1) Smokes? (check)
2) Drinks? (check)
3) Rehab? (check)
4) Three times? (check)
5) Only wears underwear when she wants? (check)
6) Married multiple times? (check)
7) Once for less than a week? (check)
8) Has kids by a guy who thinks he's a rapper? (check)
9) Shaves her head when she's having a real bad period? (check)