"I don't really remember those, but i have heard talk of them..... i tell my husband all the time that the closest we will ever get to that again is to move to the smallest town we can find.... he just groans"
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"I never knew that. Yup I looked and u r right"
Stephanie Wilcox commented on Lacyblu's blog post 'Aluminum Foil Boxes'"That is hilarious, i checked mine...lo and behold.....it has those little tab things too!!! LOL"
David Cummings commented on Lacyblu's blog post 'Door To Door Missionaries'"If they show back up have your husband do what I did so they'd leave my wife alone. When you see em coming up the walk have you husband strip down butt nekid put on a lone ranger mask and a zorro cape, grab a jar of peanut butter and open it…"
"That's funny right there. I don't care who you are."
Lacyblu is a daring comedian who will split your sides and challenge your boundaries. From personal preferences to personal experiences, she will catch you off guard and leave you falling off your chair laughing.
Lacyblu has experience performing to audiences of all ages and sizes…She WILL surprise you…
Comedian Bio:
Lacyblu speaks her mind, regardless of the consequences...Politically correct is NOT her style...If your sensitive on the subjects of sex, race, religion, heritage, male/female relationships, or politics, Lacyblu is not a comedienne you'd be comfortable with...She has a passion for the everyday humor, things you can't make up and finds funny is the strangest places...Never one to hold her tongue, it has gotten her into some pretty hot water, but she swims through it quite comfortably...A Breast Cancer survivor and retired from stand up for 16 years for family health reasons, Lacyblu returned to the stage fall 2007...She has a new name (LACYBLU) and new material...But as always, her material stays fresh, raw and in your face...She takes no prisoners... LOL...She has lived on both coasts and in the Midwest...She enjoys a simple live in Mankato, Minnesota and calls it home...for now...
Lacyblu has experience performing to audiences of all ages and sizes…She WILL surprise you…
Comedian Bio:
Lacyblu speaks her mind, regardless of the consequences...Politically correct is NOT her style...If your sensitive on the subjects of sex, race, religion, heritage, male/female relationships, or politics, Lacyblu is not a comedienne you'd be comfortable with...She has a passion for the everyday humor, things you can't make up and finds funny is the strangest places...Never one to hold her tongue, it has gotten her into some pretty hot water, but she swims through it quite comfortably...A Breast Cancer survivor and retired from stand up for 16 years for family health reasons, Lacyblu returned to the stage fall 2007...She has a new name (LACYBLU) and new material...But as always, her material stays fresh, raw and in your face...She takes no prisoners... LOL...She has lived on both coasts and in the Midwest...She enjoys a simple live in Mankato, Minnesota and calls it home...for now...
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Perfumes and Colognes
Posted on November 13, 2009 at 8:14pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
I decided to design my own fragrances for men and women to attract the opposite sex ...
To attract a man, a woman will wear the scent of:
Bacon, Pizza and Beer
To attract a woman, a man will sport the scent of:
Drama, Chaos, and Upheaval...
((Gay & Lesbians-it all depends on if your a Top or Bottom))
To attract a man, a woman will wear the scent of:
Bacon, Pizza and Beer
To attract a woman, a man will sport the scent of:
Drama, Chaos, and Upheaval...
((Gay & Lesbians-it all depends on if your a Top or Bottom))
REMEMBER WHEN THESE APPLIED:
Posted on October 14, 2009 at 10:30pm 1 Comment 0 Likes
Never shave the legs above the knees...
Trust me meant touch me a little...
Hemlines were never above the knee
You wore your underwear "under" your clothes...
Necklines were right there, at the neck...
Undies were only white, babylue and pale pink, never black...
Skirts were rolled up when away from home, usually at an angle...
Bras were a must...going without one confirmed you were a slut...
White gloves were always worn in church, no… Continue
Trust me meant touch me a little...
Hemlines were never above the knee
You wore your underwear "under" your clothes...
Necklines were right there, at the neck...
Undies were only white, babylue and pale pink, never black...
Skirts were rolled up when away from home, usually at an angle...
Bras were a must...going without one confirmed you were a slut...
White gloves were always worn in church, no… Continue
Door To Door Missionaries
Posted on October 14, 2009 at 1:59am 3 Comments 0 Likes
I've been plagued for a couple of years now by "door to door missionaries"...
First I said no thank you, but they kept coming...
In sets of two...Sometimes they were the same...
Sometimes it was new recruits...
Then I told them I was baptized Catholic and was a Native American so either way my ass was covered...They kept coming...
I'd see them come up the walk, turn off all the lights and hide...
They were relentless...Twice a week, every week...
Never on… Continue
First I said no thank you, but they kept coming...
In sets of two...Sometimes they were the same...
Sometimes it was new recruits...
Then I told them I was baptized Catholic and was a Native American so either way my ass was covered...They kept coming...
I'd see them come up the walk, turn off all the lights and hide...
They were relentless...Twice a week, every week...
Never on… Continue
A "Black" President???
Posted on October 14, 2009 at 1:54am 0 Comments 0 Likes
Can we say "Biracial"???
It's not a dirty word...Yes Obama is half white and half black, that makes him biracial...
When I watched to inauguration on TV, what impressed me the most was the overall feeling of equality, togetherness and bipartisanship that everyone was feeling...Granted, it was an important day in our history that a "black man" became our president, a biracial president, but what I (and many others felt) was a a true feeling of "unity" as a nation, undivided,… Continue
It's not a dirty word...Yes Obama is half white and half black, that makes him biracial...
When I watched to inauguration on TV, what impressed me the most was the overall feeling of equality, togetherness and bipartisanship that everyone was feeling...Granted, it was an important day in our history that a "black man" became our president, a biracial president, but what I (and many others felt) was a a true feeling of "unity" as a nation, undivided,… Continue
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