Tiger Woods is now a Metro Jethro

We already knew Tiger was a Metro guy. Well dressed, well educated, well spoken, best golfer in the world with millions of dollars in endorsement deals from Rolex and Cadillac. But we never knew he had a little Jethro in him until now.

1. Get's into a fight with his wife where she clawed at his face.
2. Drive's off with no shoe's and runs over a fire hydrant & hits a tree.
3. Wife takes a sand wedge and bashes out the back window to "rescue" him.
4. Then says fuck you to the cops by not talking to them 3 different times.

WELCOME TO THE CLUB TIGER! You're giving John Daly a run for his money!

Tags: jethro, metro, tiger, trash, white, woods

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Comment by Pat Appleson on December 9, 2009 at 6:01pm: "Hold that Tiger", Hold that Tiger".
You know Saturday night I thought that the SNL writers had one too many bits before the finish of the sketch.
But, what do you know, by Monday afternoon, truth is stranger than fiction. Has Bob Costas gone back over the last three years and charted his win/loss record against weather or not he had a Babe with him? All Golfers want to know. It brings new meaning to the question all caddies are taught to ask? "wash your balls sir?, wash your balls????
Okay, I'm out of material
The best to you and your nine iron swinging wife.
Pat
www.appleson.com

Comment by Zandra Marie Gregg on December 6, 2009 at 7:57pm: Yessiree Bob!WhooooooWHEE! Ain't no more chitlens fer him!!!

Comment by Tonya on November 30, 2009 at 8:58pm: LMAO...now, it all makes sense!! Love it, Jon!

Comment by Festus on November 30, 2009 at 7:09pm: See thar whut happenz when theys git hopped up on that cracked corn

Comment by Jon Reep on November 30, 2009 at 7:06pm: Mike, yes if they are married to them. and i think he was probably drunk too. which only reinforces my point that he has a jethro side to him.

Comment by Teri Scott on November 30, 2009 at 6:58pm: I love it.

Comment by michelle on November 30, 2009 at 5:58pm: i love your point of view reep!!

Comment by Mike Monahan on November 30, 2009 at 5:56pm: Wait, do Metro Jethro's get beaten up by Norwegian models? She is obviously chasing him but why was he so "out of it" that he didn't know where the hydrant or the tree were in his own neighborhood. He was in a frikken Escalade with eight cylinders of Detroit's finest. He should have become the agressor at that point.